Comics by David B. Clear

A list of all my comics in reverse chronological order

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2024

July 2024

Why AI Artists Aren’t Real Artists

2023

March 2023

Eternal Wisdom from a Wise Man

2022

November 2022

What My Teacher Taught Me about Sex

Why Time Flies by so Fast

A Comic for my Cat-Fanatic Fan

October 2022

7 Highly Effective Ways to Save Money at Home That You’ve Never Seen Before

#31 — When Medium Dreams Come True

September 2022

Why Your Personality Is Nothing But Meat

The Upside of Writer’s Block

Why You Shouldn’t Insert Cotton Swabs into Your Ears

The Real Story Behind Tarzan

When Should Kids Get Their First Smartphone?

August 2022

The Problem with Weekends

Wanna Live? Then Rid Yourself of Those Damn Obligations!

July 2022

My Dead Father Is Always with Me

My 7-Step Guide to Being Incredibly Productive

June 2022

Why I Hate Sunsets

The Simple Advice on Happiness That I Just Can’t Get Myself to Follow

This Is How I Overcame the Hardest Day of my Life

May 2022

Why People over 30 Can’t Remember How Old They Are

How a Man Like Me Became a Witch

The 1944 D-Day According to Self-Help Gurus

How an Idiot Like Me Succeeded at Gardening

April 2022

One Piece of Advice Everyone Needs to Hear — Even Gods

Wanna Be a Top Writer? Here’s the Secret — Be Evil

My Views are Down, But I’m Killing It!

My Time Machine Actually Works!

Why Happiness Is a Choice — A Lesson from Dogs

7 Pieces of Life Advice You’ve Never Heard Before

Here’s How Long It Will Take You to Succeed

How I Ensure My Readers’ Loyalty

March 2022

Putin, If You’re Goal is Denazification, You’re Doing It Wrong

Why 3 Screaming Firetrucks Raced Down the Road

Why a 30-year-old Cell Phone Beats Any Modern Smartphone in an Emergency

How to Get Rid of Unwanted Children

Self-Help Is Going to Kill Us All!

The Latest New Normal Is a F*cking Nightmare

How to Exploit Current Events for Clicks

February 2022

How to End the Pandemic Once and for All

How My Wife Made Me Break the Law

Beware Mark Twain’s Advice to Never Quit

The One Thing You Shouldn’t Do On a Date

This Is Why I Love My Roommate!

January 2022

Don’t Make This Mistake when Backpacking the World

Pep Talk for Losers! Here’s How to Succeed!

Why Modern Life Sucks Donkey Balls

My Favorite Writer Is So Much Fun!

My Simple 4-Step Process to Avoid Catching COVID

This Is Life’s Most Important Lesson

What a Real Passion for Work Looks Like

2021

December 2021

How to Figure out What Language Dominates in Your Head

I’m Not Afraid to Show My Feelings

That One Time I Met the Wise Man on the Mountain

Why Perfectionists Always Lose

I Finally Understand Why My Wife Gets Upset

How To Get 1 Million Views the Easy Way

We Almost Chose a Horror Movie on Date Night

This Is the Most Important Word When Writing Online

November 2021

I’m So Glad I Have a Trusty Muse

I Love You So Much!

I Have a New Writing Course!

Things Airline Pilots Can’t Say

Wow! This One Writer Is So Inspirational!

This Is How a Viking Writes

The Secret to Boundless Self-Confidence

Some Social Media Profiles are Ridiculously Accurate

The Brutal Truth About Making It as an Online Writer

Medium’s Writers Are Unhappy — Here’s the Solution!

On Life’s Fairness, Winning vs Losing, and Caring about Money

All You Gotta Do Is Believe In Yourself

The One Person Every Succesful Writer Eventually Needs

October 2021

This Is the Fastest Way to Financial Freedom

Write and They Will Come!

Go Big or Go Home They Said…

Why I’m Glad I Don’t Really Have a Child

How To Stop Worrying About Your Earnings

Honest Interviews with Medium’s Top Writers

The Exasperating Nuisance of Random LinkedIn Invitations

How I’m Leveling Up My Blogging

September 2021

I’m Bolder Than Indiana Jones

The Real Story Behind the Famous Picasso Anecdote

Wait. What? Anti-Vaxxers Aren’t Sheeple?!

Why Forcing People to Work from the Office Is Bullshit

Finally Someone Who’s Honest—The Real Secret to Success!

How I Manage to Be So Exceptionally Creative

Why You Should Financially Support Your Favorite Writers

What It’s Like to Be a Nobody On Twitter

Spot the Difference — COVID Edition

How I’m Going to Make It as a Blogger

How Morning Routines Screw Up My Productivity

August 2021

How the Pandemic Really Started

My Wife Is a Real Ghostbuster

How Self-Help Changed My Life

An Ostrich’s Funeral

Medium’s New Referral Program — Here’s How to Screw It Up!

Don’t Fall for This Trick When a Cop Pulls You Over

How to Play the Medium Lottery

What Gold Medals Are Made of

Teenage Stubbornness Can be Lethal

Why I Hate the Medium Writers Challenge

July 2021

Warning! Don’t Read This! It’s Clickbait!

The Secret Top Bloggers Don’t Want You to Know

The Saddest Day of My Life

The Deal with Top Writers and Their Unread Notifications

How It’s like to Have 10K Followers

Seriously! These 4 Quotes Changed My Life!

Top Writers Have Great Advice!

Why I Hate Shooting Stars

It’s Sexy Shower Time!

How I’m Going to Get Readers to Donate

How Relying on Donations Has Worked out for Me so Far

A Fellow Writer Just Blocked Me on Medium

When You See a Shooting Star, Don’t Make a Wish

June 2021

I Met the Almighty Medium Algorithm

How It’s like to Be a Humor Writer

The Day I Have Been Waiting for Has Finally Come

Life Is Pointless and So I Made a Wish

How I Lost a Sh*t Ton of Followers

How It’s Like to Walk Through Medium Town

That One Time I Fought Conan the Barbarian

My Life as a Tim Ferriss Assistant

How I Gained Over 7,000 Followers

Survival Is All about Your Attitude

May 2021

The Pandemic Has No Breaks!

What to Do If Your Dog Jumps onto the Kitchen Counter

How I Became a Proud Father

I Quit My Job and Followed My Dreams

How to Convince Men to Get the COVID Vaccine

The Curious Story of the First Blogger

Here’s Some Great Advice from a Pro Blogger

Why I Hate My Boss

The Pandemic is the F***ing Titanic

Seriously, Get Freakin’ Vaccinated!

The Best Way to Share a Bed with Your Spouse

Why I Finally Bought Some Blogging Courses

April 2021

A Rockstar’s Life Isn’t Easy

Playground Hazards — Then and Now

A Message to Medium’s Top Writers

What Is Metablogging?

Why You Should Go For a Run Every Night

Why I Hate Watching Movies with Other People

How to Be Twice as Productive

How I Earned a Lot of Money

A Lesson From a Big-Name Writer

How to Feed a Picky Eater

March 2021

Sometimes I’m a Picky Eater

It’s Not Medium’s Algorithm That Is Fickle

This Is How I Feel About the Ongoing Vaccination

This Is How I’ll Make Money as a Blogger

How I’ll Make My Next Article Go Viral

If Medium’s Top Writers Were Rock Stars

Drama In Candle Land

How to Finally Get Some Work Done

How I’m Writing More than Ever

How I Came up with Today’s Comic

How I Write 25,000 Words an Hour

February 2021

How a Dog’s Loyalty Can Get in the Way

How I Maintain My Beach Body

This Is Medium’s Newspaper Boy

The Not-So-Cute Story of a Ticklish Tree

How I Almost Died From Overwork

How to Value Your Readers — Advice from a Viral Blogger

How I Draw My Comics

How I Thank My Readers

How My Dog Greets Me

God Save the Queen

Our First Date — A Romantic Night on a Hill

January 2021

Is That Safe to Eat?

What My Dog Made Me Reveal

Always Get a Rescue Dog

Why I Love Being a Writer

Do You Like Chicken?

How My Wife Turned Me into a Minimalist

Every Beautiful Morning It’s the Same

This Is How I Deal With My Bubbly Wife

Help! I’m Blind

The Greatest Country in the World — Believe Me!

Trump Banned from Twitter

2021 — WTF?!

Today I Found Out My Dentist Is an Impostor

2020 — Get Out!

2020

New Year’s Eve 2020— This Is How I Party

It’s Time to Capitalize on My Followers

How I Encourage People to Reach Their Goal

A COVID Christmas Wish

How My Most Productive Days Look Like

A Zombie’s Meaning of Life

My Doctor Is a Gardener

The Lovely Story of a Sandwich and a Bird

Write Like You Talk

Ev Followed Me

The First Rule of Medium Success

What Is a Sighthound?

7 Surefire Ways To Keep Your Hands Off Your Face