Well, ahem… Funny that you mention that… I… Uh… I do have a Ko-fi page with a groceries goal:

https://ko-fi.com/davidbclear

It's not the same as you sending me the bananas, but if you send them, they’ll be all squishy and brown by the time they get here. I'd still eat them, don't get me wrong, but it’s probably more efficient if you just throw a coin into my tip jar ;)

P.S.: Only donate if you really feel moved to chip in.