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What to Do with All the Toilet Paper You Bought
In an apocalypse, you can never have too much toilet paper
You saw the news: In preparation of the coronapocalypse, people stormed the stores and fought over toilet paper as if it was some sort of Black-poop Friday. Smart as you are, you knew that there must be a good reason why everyone is panic buying this sanitary item. So what did you do? You went on your own toilet-paper buying frenzy.
Now you’re back home, with some bruises and scratches, but victorious. You’re sitting in the middle of your living room surrounded by mountains of toilet paper, cracking up into a maniacal victory laugh: bwahahahahaha.
But now what? What do you do with your toilet paper empire? After all, you’re still unsure why everyone, and you yourself, bought so much of it. But don’t fret, I’m here to help. Toilet paper is indeed an essential survival item and you can never have too much of it. So let’s dive right in. Here are 5 essential uses for toilet paper that will help you get through the Armageddon.
1. Build a second layer of protection
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